No. XVISocial Media

Editorial on every
platform.

Six platforms, five recurring formats, one cadence. The brand never adopts the native aesthetic of a feed; the feed adapts to it. No emoji. No "drop a 🔥". No "1/" thread numbering. No founder talking-head reels. Restraint travels.

6 Platforms 5 Recurring formats Max 2 posts/week 0 Emoji, ever
IThe general rule

Six rules that travel across every platform.

01

The feed adapts to the brand, not the other way around.

If Instagram is bright and saturated, our grid is paper-on-ink. If TikTok is rapid-cut and zoomed-text, our intros are 1.5-second monogram stamps. The platform's native aesthetic is not the brief; the brand is.

02

No emoji. Anywhere.

Captions, bios, replies, alt text, story stickers. The dingbats from 08 · Iconography are allowed: ◆ ✦ · → ··.

03

No exclamation marks. No "drop a 🔥 if you agree".

No engagement-farming copy. No "Save this post for later" stickers. The brand earns saves by being worth saving, not by asking for the save.

04

Captions are full sentences. Lowercase first letters are banned.

"thought i'd share something cool" → "A short note about the Maud's case study." The brand writes prose, not microblog patois.

05

Alt text is required on every image. Not optional.

Wraps under the Accessibility chapter. A blind reader who follows our feed gets the same information a sighted one does.

06

No talking-head founder reels.

The brand voice is editorial, not personal. If a person appears, they are off-axis, mid-action, not addressing the camera. The Voice & Tone rules apply to video copy verbatim.

IIInstagram

Portrait posts and a nine-tile grid rhythm.

Post · 1080 × 13504:5 portrait
No. III · 02 May 2026
"The brand that gets cited is not the loudest one. It is the one whose customers wrote the best answer."
The Refusal · No. I · BetterReviews

Pull-quote post. Ink ground, paper text, single clay accent on one noun. Caption underneath the post is a one-paragraph context note, full sentences, no hashtags.

Grid · 9-tile rhythm1:1 tiles
"smells like rosemary, not perfume"
No. IV
·
Citations
47.Cited this week
"doesn't strip everything"
The Refusal
·
MMXXVI
4×Engines, one sentence

The recurring grid rhythm: photo → Magritte-framed quote → ink kicker tile → audit stat → repeat. Scroll the profile and the brand reads as a magazine, not a feed.

Stories · 1080 × 1920

Vertical, full-bleed. One sentence per story, set in Fraunces 500, centred. No stickers, no polls, no countdowns. The story plays like a slow turning of pages.

Reels · 1080 × 1920

See the TikTok specs below. Same intro / outro plates. Reels are repurposed TikToks; native-Instagram aesthetic is not a brief.

Bio · 150 chars

"BetterReviews. A growth engine, hidden in a review. By application, MMXXVI." Single link: betterreviews.io. No emoji, no Linktree.

IIITikTok & Reels

A 1.5-second intro stamp. A 3-second outro plate.

Intro · 1.5s9:16
00:00 · 00:01.5 r. ·· I

Monogram on Midnight. No motion on the glyph; the cut to it is the motion. 1.5 seconds, hard cut to body.

Body · ≤ 45s9:16
00:08 · 00:45 A review by Eleanor was cited by ChatGPT on a Tuesday.

Body footage is muted, warm-white-balanced object photography. Captions in Fraunces on a paper card overlay, never neon Helvetica.

Outro · 3s9:16
00:42 · 00:45
r. More in the Journal.
betterreviews.io

3-second hold. Monogram + one editorial line + URL. No "follow for more". The viewer follows because the work earned it.

Sound

No trending audio. Ambient music or silence. If a customer's review is read aloud, it is a real voice (or a hand-cast voiceover), never a synthetic narrator. The TikTok trends cycle is not our content calendar.

IVYouTube

Long-form, monthly. The Journal in motion.

Thumbnail · 1280 × 72016:9

What Maud's did, and what she stopped doing.

NO. III 14 MIN CASE STUDY

Magritte-framed pull-quote on Midnight. No founder face, no arrow graphics, no shocked-emoji circles. The thumbnail is the cover of a magazine issue.

Intro · Outro plate16:9
r. ·· The Journal · MMXXVI

4-second intro. 3-second outro. Same plate front and back. Channel banner and end-screen template reuse this layout verbatim.

Length: 8 to 16 minutes. Cadence: one upload per month, on the same calendar day as the corresponding Journal article. No Shorts. The brand does not chase the YouTube engagement loop.

VLinkedIn · X · Bluesky

Three text-first platforms. Three near-identical voices.

LinkedIn post · 1200 × 12001:1
NO. III · 02 MAY 2026

A 90-day case study from a Bristol apothecary. Reviews fell by three-quarters. Citations in answer engines rose six-fold.

·· The Journal · betterreviews.io

Square post on paper. Sentence-case headline. No carousel PDFs. No "Agree? Comment below 👇". Caption is the first paragraph of the Journal piece, the post links to the rest.

X / Bluesky header · 1500 × 5003:1
betterreviews. A growth engine, hidden in a review. · MMXXVI

Single header, identical across X and Bluesky. Bio is one sentence; pinned post is the Refusal. No "🚀 founder of…". No threads numbered "1/12 🧵".

LinkedIn cadence

One post per week. Always tied to a Journal piece. Never a "thought-leadership" hot-take.

X / Bluesky cadence

Two to three posts per week. Full sentences. No threads · if it needs five tweets, it's an essay; publish it in the Journal.

Replies

Reply when there's a substantive question. Never reply with a single emoji. Never quote-tweet to dunk. The brand is not in conflict mode.

VIRecurring formats · the five posts that pay rent

Five templates the brand publishes on rotation.

01 · Refusal

Manifesto fragment

Ink ground, paper text, one clay accent noun. Pulled from the Manifesto chapter. Monthly.

02 · Citation

One customer quote

Viola hairline frame. Names the engine. "Cited 4× this week". Weekly.

03 · Audit

One number

Paper ground, big Fraunces numeral, clay unit. "47×" or "−74%". Weekly.

04 · Specimen

One paragraph

A 60-word excerpt from a Journal piece. Drop cap. Links to full essay.

05 · Pull-quote

One sentence

No attribution beyond "·· The Journal". The most-shared format. As often as the cadence allows.

VIICadence · the schedule

Quiet beats. Two posts a week. Never daily.

PlatformFormat mixCadenceBest dayTime
InstagramPull-quote · Citation · Audit2 per weekTue, Thu08:00 GMT
TikTok / ReelsSpecimen · Citation1 per weekWed17:00 GMT
YouTubeSpecimen · Refusal (long-form)1 per month2nd Mon09:00 GMT
LinkedInRefusal · Specimen1 per weekTue09:00 GMT
X / BlueskyPull-quote · Audit · Citation3 per weekMon, Wed, Fri08:00 / 14:00 GMT

No launch flurries. If something ships, it gets one post on each platform, on the day. Then back to the cadence. The brand is the long-form one in the feed, not the one that bombards on release day.

VIIIForbidden patterns

Twelve things the brand refuses to post.

Don't post

  • Reels with text-on-zoom or rapid-cut splash transitions
  • Carousel posts with "Swipe →" arrows on every slide
  • Founder talking-head reels of any kind
  • "We hit 10K followers!" posts
  • Engagement-bait copy ("Comment YES below…")
  • Trending-audio Reels and TikToks
  • "Hot take" / "unpopular opinion" hooks
  • LinkedIn "1️⃣ → 2️⃣ → 3️⃣" infographic posts
  • X threads numbered "1/12 🧵"
  • AI-generated photography or "AI portraits"
  • Stock office / handshake / city-skyline footage
  • "Save this for later 📌" stickers on stories

Publish instead

  • Held shots, warm-white, slow cuts, captioned in Fraunces
  • Single-image posts, full-sentence caption, no swipe
  • Off-axis product shots, no face to camera
  • Citation post when an engine quotes a real review
  • A specific question worth a real reply
  • Silence or ambient music, real voiceovers only
  • A measured sentence from a Journal piece
  • The "Recurring Formats" 5 templates, on rotation
  • A standalone observation in one full sentence
  • Hand-cast or licensed photography, warm-balanced
  • The Magritte-framed quote of the week
  • No stickers. The image is the story.
IXThe single test

If it could appear unchanged on a competitor's feed, it has failed.

The same test from the Manifesto applies to every post. Scroll past it; if it looks like every other Shopify-app account in the feed, it is wrong. The brand earns its space by refusing to look like the category. Restraint travels.